What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 18:54
Goldfinger
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Is it true that in 2028 there will be a new AIDS variant that will wipe out all the LBGTQ+ people?
-”Ah so!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Is depression a cause for always feeling tired?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
What are the extra benefits of a smart TV?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
What are some things that children used to wait for, but are no longer common in today's society?
Live and Let Die
-J W Pepper
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Why do many women in Turkey prefer to date blacks as a lover?
-All the bad guys are black.
You Only Live Twice
Moonraker
Have you ever been forced to undress for money just once?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Do women wear undies under leggings?
Dr No
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Are there any queer Space Marine Legion in Warhammer 30k or 40k?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Octopussy
-”She is very sexyful!”
If my lovely sister sleeps with my boyfriend, what should I do about her?
Diamonds Are Forever
A View to a Kill
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
If a cat is feminine in German, what article do you give to a male cat?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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